The 301 Blues

I created this blues song last night, as we drove for twelve hours on a six hour trip! I had it all in my head, so I should have typed it up last night. Now, I will have to remember the agony of the road trip in order to remember the words to the blog! oh well, here we go.

I got up in the morning, da da da da da (a little blues rhythm there)
Got all ready to go (da da da da da)
Left the house at Eleven o-five (da da da da da)
Ready to go ( na na na na na)
Oh yea, nanananana Oh yea na na na na na Oh yea, I got the 301 Blues nanananana
Got on the road, nanananana all ready to go nanananana
and we went through the town nanananana
Got all the way to the interstate nanananana
And it was all loaded down na na na na na
Oh yea, nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
Drove through Tampa nanananana, with all of the traffic nanananana
Drove through the Tampa nanananana with all of the traffic nanananana
Oh yea, nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues
Got on the interstate nanananana Got on the interstate nanananana Got on the interstate nanananana Ready to go Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues
We got down the road nanananana We got to the US98 nanananana Got off of the interstate nanananana to meet our date nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues (High notes here)
We met my friend Dawn nanananana at the Burger King nanananana We ate and talked nanananana at the Burger King nanananana Oh yea nanananna Oh yea nananannaa Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
We had a nice visit, nanananana with my dear 'old' friend Dawn nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
We left the Burger King nanananana and went on down the road, nanananana
We left the Burger King nanananana and went on down the road nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
Stupid me nanananana Stupid me nanananana Stupid me nanananana Decided to go down the Us 98
Then - nanananana - we finally reached - nanananana we finally reached - nanananana the 3-0-1 torture chamber nanananana
oh yea nanananana oh yea nanananana oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
We got on the 301 nanananana and it all seemed just great nanananana See how pretty the scenery is nanananana that is all we could state nanananana
See how pretty the scenery is nanananana that is all we could state nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues
We went a little farther nanananana to a quaint little town nanananana
The name was Wildwood nanananana what a quaint little town nanananana
It couldn't have been more than, nanananana, a couple of miles long nanananana
It seemed more like a hundred, nanananana before too long nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues
We went 5 miles per hour nanananana and then we stopped nanananana
We went 5 miles per hour nanananana and then we stopped nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues (high notes and ad libbing a lot here now!!!!)
We got stuck in the traffic nanananana and we couldn't get out nanananana We got stuck in the traffic nananananana and we COULDN'T GET OUT!!! NANANANANA
OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANAN I GOT THE 301 BLUES!!!!!NANANANANA
WE ARE STUCK IN THE TRAFFIC NANANANANA
WE ARE STUCK NANANANANA
THIS STUPID TRAFFIC NANANANANA WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON???????????????OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANANA I GOT THE 301 BLUES!!!!!
We finally get a let up, nanananana from all of the backup nanananana
We finally got a let up, nanananana from all of the backup nanananana
It was two gigantic RV's nanananana It was two gigantic RV's nanananana It was two gigantic RV's nanananana whose drivers couldn't drive nanananana
Finally, nanananana fi-na-lly nananananana fi-nally nanananana They pulled over to the side. nanananana
OH NO! na nananana OH NO!~ nanananana OH NO! nanananana IT is BACKED UP AGAIN!!! nanananana
What in the world is wrong this time? Nanananana What is wrong this time (a lot of ad libbing and note changing here) What in the world is going on? nanananana I just don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues!
Let me sing this for you nanananana I wish that I could nanananana Maybe I can find a microphone nanananana to let you hear my blues nanananana
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
TWO HOURS LATER nanananana TWO HOURS LATER NANANANANA TWO HOURS LATER NANANANANA WE HAVE GONE NO-WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANANANANA
OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANANA OH YEA NANANANANA I GOT THE 301 BLUES.
Hey, nanananana we finally found a way nanananana to get back to the interstate nanananana
we finally found a way nanananana to get back to the interstate nanananana oh yea nanananana oh yea nanananana oh yea nanananana I got the 301 blues.
This stupid road nanananana is just as crowded nanananana
This stupid little road nanananana is just as crowded nanananana
Where is the interstate? nanananana Where is the interstate? nanananana Where is the interstate? nanananana OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We finally got there nanananana We finally got there nanananana We finally got there nanananana AND IT IS BACKED UP, TOO!!!!!!! Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I GOT THE 301 BLUES (LOTS OF AD LIBBING, HIGH NOTES, AND SCREAMING)
When we drive down a ways, nanananana we decide to try it again nanananana After we drive down a ways nanananana we decide to try it again nanananana
Try what you ask? nanananana Try what you ask? nanananana Try what you ask? nanananana
WHY IT IS THE 301 AGAIN!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This time we get on it, nanananana And it is not even busy nanananana
What happened to all of the traffic? nanananana That was in that little Wildwood town and beyond? nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I go the 301 blues nanananana I had the 301 blues nanananana I had the 301 blues nanananana
We stopped in Starke nanananana At Daddy's favorite place nanananana We stopped in Starke nanananana at Daddy's favorite place nanananana He loves their seafood nanananana So that is why nanananana We go down the 301 nanananana That crazy little road nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana We Got The 301 BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twelve hours later nanananana We finally got home nanananana It is now midnight nanananana And we finally get home nanananana All for - nanananana All for -nananananana All for - nanananana A VIEW and some good FOOD!! nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana Oh yea nanananana I got the 301 BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
( extra high notes at the end! )TWELVE HOURS LATER nanananana Twelve hours later nanananana Twelve hours later nanananana WE FINALLY got home!!!!!!!!!!!!!